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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I guess my next stop is to go to Tamanthor and find the Citadel and pledge my oath.

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My fear is that it may have been slightly romanticized for you.

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The majority of them believe that there are no dragon gods.

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While that sounds like a sad way to live, but I guess I understand why they would be

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military and strong and I guess they're awfully afraid that they might be enslaved again.

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Your view of Dragonborn, specifically from your village, might be shaken.

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Did you do something different with your hair?

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Uh, no, I mean, I think it's the same as it was before.

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Maybe you're just exhausted, maybe you're just super tired, but Sully seems like he grew.

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Yeah, now I just seem to be legitimately smaller than before.

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Which I don't see why that's a problem, but apparently it's a problem.

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Give me a couple days.

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Let me look into perhaps wild magic and see if I can't find anything that would flippy the effect.

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Is that the technical term?

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All right, guys, can we make a pit stop at the hospital?

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By the way, there's a growth on my body that I'm quite attached to.

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In a non-romantic, more of a platonic, loving relationship.

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You are a weird bunch.

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Just full of problems.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast, and I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

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And with me today is Karla Maxted.

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That is me.

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I play Glim, a dragonborn pAlydin, just like so stoked to tell you about my man Bahamut.

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And Tom Laird.

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That's me.

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I play Moot, a wild magic half-orc sorcerer who is currently a bit shorter than he was before.

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And Amy More.

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That is me.

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I play a lightfoot halfling rogue named Sullivan's Light.

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And I'm so interested to hear all about this story.

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Bahamut?

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He's never heard of him before.

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I almost believe that could be possible.

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It's like I've literally tuned him out or tuned you out so good.

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Totally.

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Guys, this tea smells amazing.

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What kind of tea is it?

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It is David's Tea Cold 9-1-1.

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Are you fighting something off?

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Yep.

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Remember when I took that itty bitty sip of Russ's Powerade a couple days ago?

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I do remember and you instantly went, oh fuck, why did I do that?

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Never drink my Powerade.

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I know this now.

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I feel like you knew it before too, but you still screwed up.

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This isn't one of those cults where we drink the Powerade, okay?

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This is where I get my Powerade and you leave it alone or you get a cold.

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I mean, that's a good way to always keep your stuff.

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Booby trapped his Powerade.

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Yeah, I did booby trap it with cold bugs.

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We're recording this in the past and I didn't want to go count it.

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So it's probably almost all up there.

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Mike's the captain now.

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Smatey.

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Smatey, I was going to say aye, aye, sailor, but I wasn't sure if that was.

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I went with matey.

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He flies the planes.

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Oh, I thought he was a ship captain.

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Maybe he's a ship captain.

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He could be both.

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And now, fuck it, let's play D&D.

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We left you.

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You were going to the hospital and they saw you.

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There was no lump there that they saw.

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They stitched you up because you did have a somewhat bleeding open wound.

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And sent you on your way because there was nothing else to see.

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Do I still feel attachment to where my lump used to be?

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You feel like there's something missing.

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Guys, I really, I know it sounds crazy, but

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I really miss what I call it.

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Ken?

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Ken.

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I miss Ken.

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So bad with names I can't even remember the name I gave to my semi-sentient lump.

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Is there anything we can do to help?

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No, I don't think so.

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I think this is just something I'm going to have to get through.

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Maybe you could fill that void with Glim's friend Bahama.

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She'll tell you all about him.

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It's not a spiritual void so much as like,

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like you know if you have like a brother or something and you guys are always together

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and then he goes off to college and then you're left to fend for yourself in the wild

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streets of the city.

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Where are you guys right now?

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I guess we're walking out of the hospital or like walking down the street.

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Yeah you get out into the street and you hear a call from up ahead of you and it's

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Hey you funky bunch what you up to?

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Oh god is that his app?

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It's me, Hillop, can you hear me?

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I'm coming towards you.

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Just look anywhere.

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Hi Hillop.

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Oh hey you crazy kids what you been up to this whole time?

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How's your leg?

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My legs are fine.

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They healed quite well after the bumpety bump down the stairs.

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Why why you say?

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Oh it's a shoulder.

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How's your shoulder?

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Where you shot me in my heart?

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I did not shoot you in your heart.

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We were bestest of friends and you just you keep bringing up the fact that you shot me

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in cold blood.

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It's it wasn't in cold blood.

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I just fooling with you.

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Oh gosh listen I'm going I'm going through some some grief and some loss right now.

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Can you just not?

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What did he lose?

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Why did he?

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It's a whole thing.

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It's sort of hard to explain.

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He had a lump and they were best friends.

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He had a lump?

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And they were best of friends than me?

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Well I mean we hadn't seen you Hillop.

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We thought you were back on the caravan trail.

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Oh no see you know what they're getting ready with the caravan out there but I too

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had a lump and now it's gone but you know.

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You did?

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Wait you had a lump too?

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Yeah it was a few days ago.

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Oh did you like your lump?

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It's yeah I was very it's very friendly lump it was there and it's

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I drew a little smiley face on it.

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Oh that's such a good idea.

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I didn't draw a smiley face on it.

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Where abouts was your lump?

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Uh it was on it was on my backspace um.

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So it wasn't on the delete?

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Mine was on my control alt delete.

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Yeah it was on my backspace and it uh it was like shoulder shoulder back here

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and he reaches and he's trying to spin around and point to it.

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Oh mine was right here and I and I spin and I'm trying to point to it.

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There's two people spinning the street no it's right here just a little bit to the left.

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It's a little down just a little bit down but just like a really hard place to see.

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Look at us we're bonding so over our missing lumps.

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Did you did yours just disappear Hillop?

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Yeah one one day it was there it had the smiley face on it.

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Next day I woke up and it was just like a big old bruise is what they told me

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and it's bleeding.

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Yeah I had a cut too.

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Do you think our lumps escaped?

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I mean that's what I assumed.

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I don't know who who who would have taken a lump.

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Do you think our lumps were stolen?

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Who who would want to steal a lump?

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Did you guys have have the envy of the lumps?

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We didn't even know about the lump.

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Yeah we had no idea this was a thing.

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Good because of my lumps.

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My lumps my lumps my lumps.

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My lovely lady lumps.

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Check it out.

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Do you think this has something to do with those mushrooms that you both ate?

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All those meaty mushrooms I try to remember them all the time.

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I yacked mine up.

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Yeah you did yak it up.

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I yacked it up onto someone.

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Yeah but I mean out of the four of us you both ate the mushrooms and then had

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these lumps show up and Glim and I didn't and we didn't have any lumps show up.

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Well I mean you two are missing out.

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Yeah it was really wonderful for the short amount of time that we were together.

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It was quite an amazing experience.

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Really made me feel special.

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It was almost like my friendship with Sully here but without the backhanded comments.

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Or the arrow in the shoulder.

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What's the arrow in the shoulder?

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I almost forgot thank you for bringing that up.

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You know when your lump just makes you feel like you're the only person in the room.

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In the arms of my lump.

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We can't have two F's with the F's of the angels.

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SPCA commercial with Sully holding his lump.

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Have you seen this lump?

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This lump is missing.

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Are you gonna put it on a milk carton?

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Oh that would be like the grossest thing to see at the breakfast table.

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Maybe the lump was sat alone in a buggy marsh.

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Hey is there something funky about you?

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You are shorter friend.

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Oh yeah yeah yeah that that happened to me.

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That's a thing that's happening right now.

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Maybe it's permanent I don't know.

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That's super cool.

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Now you can fit through many more doors.

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Yeah not as cool as a lump though am I right?

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Well I wasn't going to try to rub it in too much but Sully has a point.

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Well did you go to a doctor or anything to find out anything about the lump?

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We just came from the hospital and they just sewed up the mark left where Sully's was but

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did you learn anything about it?

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No because it was gone.

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They they stitched me up too and said it looks like I got stabbed in the back with

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with a sharpie pokey point.

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And then I said I have a friend who likes to shoot me with sharpie pokey points.

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Oh yeah it was one time.

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And they said to probably avoid him and then I look at this I stumble across each

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other and he too is inflicted with the sharpie pokey point where there used to be a lump.

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Well I'm starting to think that our lump might have been something.

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Something that was inside that like has now come outside.

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Do you think your lumps like ran off together?

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Well it can't help but make me feel like like maybe we weren't good enough.

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You know like why would he leave?

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We weren't lumpy enough.

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This is very sad.

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I don't like to see my friend so sad.

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Do you have any idea of what we can?

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I mean Moot's idea about the mushrooms does kind of seem to make sense.

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Well yeah but I yacked mine up.

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Yeah but still I mean you probably didn't get all of it.

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Maybe you didn't yack it up fast enough.

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Maybe it's those like the oils in it.

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Oh geez.

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Hey if it exploded from our backs at some point probably while we were sleeping

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do you think there'd be a trail of something to follow?

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Oh I think you didn't notice anything on your sheets when you got up

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or you just didn't think to look.

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I don't know if you know this about me Glim but I'm not very like observatory.

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Right, right.

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We did talk about it several times.

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What?

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Well we've got a couple days before we find out about you know

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Moot's incredible drinking problem so

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Sure do you make short pants over there?

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So we could I mean

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He wishes.

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We could go to the temple and see if there's or where are you staying

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Hilla? Maybe your place is closer.

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We can investigate there easy.

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I'm a man of the road.

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I stay in my caravan.

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How far away is that?

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Where are we?

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You're just walking down the street and you have absolutely no idea where you are?

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You know some days I just go out for a walk and it takes me a while to get back there

250
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because I find new friends to talk to and then they take me to other places and we

251
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we hang out and we have we have baguettes and we have drinks and then we laugh about

252
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all the times that we had earlier in the day and then I don't know where I am and

253
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then I stumble my way back until I find the caravan.

254
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:07,600
Well it sounds a little bit dangerous Hilla but I'm a little worried about you doing

255
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:11,519
that but you're a man of the world so it's it's fine.

256
00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:13,680
Well I thought you were going to offer me a place to stay.

257
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:14,560
No that's cool.

258
00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:17,200
That's fine.

259
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,960
No that's what that lead-up was for.

260
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:19,680
Yeah.

261
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:20,560
Oh geez Louise.

262
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,360
No it's fine.

263
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,360
Sorry I didn't pick up on that subtext.

264
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,680
You seem so happy with the way your life was.

265
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:30,800
I mean it is pretty great you should try that sometimes with all the baguettes.

266
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:35,600
You know Shorty I've seen you at the sun and stars.

267
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,960
Oh yeah I'm there constantly.

268
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:43,920
You know just earlier today they had this thing set up and they said it was for

269
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for moot and it was this very lovely luxurious table and Remy said that he was

270
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he was just whipping up something special for his good buddy moot.

271
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You know no charge on this one because you come in so frequently but then he

272
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came in all in a huff later and was like off through the table against the wall.

273
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:12,879
I mean wow that is that sounds so unlike Remy he's usually such a cool customer.

274
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,639
Well it sounds like you got some making up to do.

275
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:21,120
It definitely does sound I'll have to I'll have to swing by tomorrow.

276
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:26,560
Okay okay so we're going to go check out the crime scene where somebody stole your

277
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your your friend.

278
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,600
Yeah okay let's go let's find him.

279
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,560
Let's go find him.

280
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The four of you head back to the temple of Bahamut.

281
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,360
Takes you a little while to get there but you make it into Sully's room.

282
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How does Sully's room look?

283
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:45,920
That's a little bit messy.

284
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,840
The word disaster zone comes to mind.

285
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:54,480
He doesn't have that much stuff so there actually there actually isn't a whole lot

286
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around because he travels light.

287
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,879
His bed is totally unkempt.

288
00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:02,000
It looks exactly the way like a teenager's bed would look.

289
00:16:03,279 --> 00:16:06,399
You wonder how on earth they get those blankets straight to sleep in.

290
00:16:07,039 --> 00:16:07,600
They don't know.

291
00:16:08,159 --> 00:16:14,000
And yeah just a few things here and there shoes on the floor but otherwise fairly tidy.

292
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,800
Okay so where did it happen?

293
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:17,920
Did it happen in here?

294
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:24,000
Well I assume it happens when you go go to sleep because I have no recollection of anything

295
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,279
you know coming at me.

296
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,200
Well let's pull back pull back your blanket.

297
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:34,720
I feel weird doing it but maybe see if you see anything on the sheets.

298
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,679
Seems risky in like a howl to see boy's room.

299
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:41,600
I think he's 19.

300
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,879
Don't get a black light out.

301
00:16:46,399 --> 00:16:49,039
According to them Sully just masturbates just all the time.

302
00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:50,720
Ferocious masturbation.

303
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,440
Ferocious masturbation.

304
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,080
Whoa that is an aggressive sentence.

305
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:07,600
Yeah I mean whatever else you see you can describe but you do see a spot of a spot

306
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:14,640
of blood a boat wound position where you would be laying and it kind of like trickles down

307
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the side closest to the wall.

308
00:17:18,159 --> 00:17:21,759
Hey look look there's definitely a trail.

309
00:17:21,759 --> 00:17:30,480
Uh hold my I assume these are just like mattresses like like bed rolls on the ground.

310
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Or at least just a very simple bed.

311
00:17:33,439 --> 00:17:35,679
I'm picturing like a just a simple frame.

312
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:36,639
Yeah yeah.

313
00:17:38,159 --> 00:17:44,959
Uh I I pull the bed from against the wall to look down the other side.

314
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Make an investigation check.

315
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,200
New dice.

316
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:57,519
Oh that's a 13 which is less shitty but my investigation is a plus one so 14.

317
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:04,799
Yes you see uh the blood that trickles down the side and then it's almost like

318
00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:12,640
it's something slid across the room but you lose the trail about halfway across the room.

319
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,079
Oh jeez.

320
00:18:16,079 --> 00:18:22,319
And it just there's no real entry or exit it just terminate like kind of just fades off

321
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:23,600
at that point.

322
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,880
Like the blood has dried up.

323
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,240
Like the blood has dried off.

324
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:36,880
Well I know uh that uh Ken made it halfway through the room and then probably

325
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:39,519
left.

326
00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:43,039
I don't even know what we're looking for here.

327
00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:46,880
And I don't know.

328
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,000
I I don't know.

329
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:55,279
Maybe those guys at uh El Torcho Academy can uh.

330
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,400
Oh you went to El Torcho.

331
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,200
They have the cool they have the cool skewers with the meats.

332
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,880
Are we talking about the same place?

333
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:05,440
I don't think so.

334
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,279
El Torcho they have the torches.

335
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,400
No this is a magic school.

336
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,039
Yeah.

337
00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:12,559
Oh that's different.

338
00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:17,279
They should change their name because it's very close to the very trendy restaurant El Torcho.

339
00:19:17,279 --> 00:19:19,679
Well now I know I want his meat on sticks.

340
00:19:19,679 --> 00:19:20,879
You too that sounds great.

341
00:19:20,879 --> 00:19:24,159
Is it one of those places there's like the fire in the middle of the table and

342
00:19:24,159 --> 00:19:25,279
you cook your meat yourself?

343
00:19:26,079 --> 00:19:26,639
Yeah that too.

344
00:19:26,639 --> 00:19:30,799
They come along with big pieces of meat on skewers and they and they saw it off.

345
00:19:30,799 --> 00:19:33,279
Both of those things happen at the same time.

346
00:19:33,279 --> 00:19:34,720
Can we stop by?

347
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:41,519
They saw off slabs of raw meat to your table and then you cook it in the center.

348
00:19:41,519 --> 00:19:44,400
El Torcho sounds just downright magical.

349
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,839
El Torcho is pretty magical.

350
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,839
Well maybe we go get some baguettes and swing by El Torcho's.

351
00:19:50,559 --> 00:19:52,240
They let you bring your own bread?

352
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,960
Well we have some baguettes on the way because it's a bit of a hike.

353
00:19:55,599 --> 00:19:56,480
Oh I see.

354
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,000
In the other side of the city.

355
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,519
Right right.

356
00:19:59,519 --> 00:20:00,639
You own a caravan.

357
00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:01,920
What?

358
00:20:02,639 --> 00:20:04,240
Why don't you just take a horse?

359
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,240
Well because the streets are very narrow.

360
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,720
They don't like you taking the horses through the city.

361
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,920
Oh all right.

362
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,880
Well what do you guys want to do?

363
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,880
I mean other than go to El Torcho.

364
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,880
Well yeah I mean that's number one on my list now.

365
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,039
But definitely I mean we have to eat.

366
00:20:19,039 --> 00:20:20,720
We flash ahead to El Torcho.

367
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,160
Okay oh great.

368
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:22,720
You're there.

369
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:23,839
We'll talk about it there.

370
00:20:23,839 --> 00:20:27,600
You're having the same discussion but you now you're in El Torcho there's

371
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:34,319
massive there's just massive fire in the center of this table that as you sit down

372
00:20:34,319 --> 00:20:38,640
it simmers back down and there's a grill plate there and they come over with very

373
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:46,400
heavy types of meat beef and chicken and pork and something his fans fantastical.

374
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,600
I have the meat sweat set in yet for moot.

375
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,480
You are sweating even before you start eating.

376
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,960
You're a smaller man now.

377
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,759
So you just don't have the constitution that you had before.

378
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,800
But feel free to continue your conversation now eating meats.

379
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:07,759
Okay I love it.

380
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,839
So what do you guys want to?

381
00:21:09,839 --> 00:21:13,759
I felt so sad when you were talking about your lumps and you just seem so distraught.

382
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:18,640
And I mean it there was that little trail of blood but any idea?

383
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,000
Do you want to keep looking?

384
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,879
Do you want to just accept the loss and mourn it and move on or what do you think?

385
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,279
I don't even know.

386
00:21:27,279 --> 00:21:29,599
I mean like the mystery of it all is killing me.

387
00:21:30,559 --> 00:21:33,440
Oh my god what if it was a little mushroom with legs.

388
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,559
That would be very yummy too.

389
00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:39,679
Oh no we're not supposed to eat our friends.

390
00:21:39,679 --> 00:21:43,440
Um I lost them.

391
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,039
I got caught up in the meats.

392
00:21:46,399 --> 00:21:46,960
That's fair.

393
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,000
That's all I've been thinking about since we came here.

394
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,279
Yes they're very tasty.

395
00:21:51,279 --> 00:21:52,240
Here try this one.

396
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,399
It's it's I don't even know what it is.

397
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,319
Well it's delicious.

398
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,079
That's Sully eating meats.

399
00:22:01,599 --> 00:22:05,119
Well I mean it would be very interesting if we could find Sully's.

400
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:11,760
We at least know that it went like a little bit left from his original starting point.

401
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,840
So that gives us somewhere to go.

402
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:18,960
Me I don't even know where where where Barry left me.

403
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,280
What was it what was yours named?

404
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:21,780
Barry.

405
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:22,820
Barry.

406
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:23,780
Barry.

407
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,040
Okay so we finish our meats and go back to the temple.

408
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:37,039
Well now that we've got that out of our system we can think clearly.

409
00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:38,960
While we're like re-energized right.

410
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,559
If I'm thinking about a specific kind of food it's all over for me until I have that.

411
00:22:42,559 --> 00:22:44,799
That's all I want until yeah.

412
00:22:44,799 --> 00:22:50,639
We flash back to the temple and you're back in the room now full a little bit more tired.

413
00:22:51,839 --> 00:22:53,759
But perhaps more invigorated.

414
00:22:54,879 --> 00:22:58,960
Maybe if I just lay down we can re-enact what happened.

415
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,440
Okay I like this plan.

416
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,160
Okay.

417
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,120
Shall I play Ken?

418
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:05,600
Sure.

419
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,720
Okay cool.

420
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,120
All right.

421
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,120
You just lie down like you were laying before.

422
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:12,160
Okay I lay down on my side with the lump side down.

423
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,240
Okay tuck tuck me in here moot boy.

424
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:16,400
Okay.

425
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,480
Okay I hide under the covers.

426
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,519
Okay so go.

427
00:23:25,519 --> 00:23:26,720
What do you do while you sleep?

428
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,120
I don't know I fucking sleep.

429
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,160
What do you do when you sleep?

430
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:34,720
Do you like make gurgly noises or like stretch around?

431
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,120
You have to get into character at this point.

432
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,279
I am me about to fall asleep.

433
00:23:39,279 --> 00:23:40,799
Also about to kick you out of my bed.

434
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,559
Okay well that's not really the point of this exercise.

435
00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:50,079
Okay right I was just trying to get him in the in the moment.

436
00:23:50,079 --> 00:23:51,360
I thought you were going to say in the mood.

437
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:52,880
Get out of my bed.

438
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,480
I am Ken.

439
00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:57,519
I am stretching my maybe limbs.

440
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:02,400
I'm bursting free from my my side womb.

441
00:24:04,799 --> 00:24:07,599
I am covered in my host's blood.

442
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,319
I am trickling down.

443
00:24:10,319 --> 00:24:12,880
We didn't move the bed out far enough for me to play Ken.

444
00:24:13,839 --> 00:24:15,599
Glim moot you move the bed.

445
00:24:16,319 --> 00:24:17,920
Okay we move the bed over.

446
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,519
Scooch that bed over for you.

447
00:24:19,519 --> 00:24:21,599
I'm trickling down the side.

448
00:24:21,599 --> 00:24:22,720
How did this happen?

449
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,440
I don't know but keep going.

450
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:32,160
I am trickling down the side and I am crawling sludging along.

451
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,600
Maybe I have legs.

452
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,039
Maybe I don't.

453
00:24:35,039 --> 00:24:36,559
We're gonna find out.

454
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:40,079
Oh and I've hit the point where I've run out of my host's blood.

455
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,400
Now where do I go?

456
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,360
What do you see down there?

457
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:44,240
Where would you go?

458
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,519
I see well there's the closest exit.

459
00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:50,880
I mean the door is the closest exit and then the window.

460
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:56,240
If I have if I have hands and legs and maybe I have sticky sticky fingers

461
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,440
I could climb to the window but I look at the wall

462
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,760
and I don't see sticky fingerprints so maybe

463
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:13,040
maybe I crawl to the door and I crawl to the door.

464
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,680
Okay now we're just following along as

465
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,920
Sully remains in bed.

466
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,600
Yeah I imagine Sully's falling asleep at this point.

467
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:24,960
Sully's definitely asleep.

468
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,080
Okay so now I'm out the door.

469
00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:30,640
Sully we're trying to find Ken.

470
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,680
This is your whole thing.

471
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,640
You should come with us.

472
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,960
Right so much meat so much meat.

473
00:25:37,759 --> 00:25:38,720
I roll out of bed.

474
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,920
How much of that performance did you get?

475
00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:46,400
You're crawling out the door because it's the nearest exit.

476
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,040
Yes now come down here with me pretend you are Ken.

477
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,800
Get into the mindset of Ken.

478
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:56,080
Well I'm already really close to the ground so I'm just gonna bend over a little bit.

479
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:56,400
Okay.

480
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,600
All right I'm Ken.

481
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,800
I'm walking around.

482
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,759
I'm probably hungry.

483
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:02,320
It's a possibility.

484
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,240
Do do do lumps eat?

485
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,320
Do lumps walk?

486
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:10,000
Well we haven't determined if Ken has legs or not yet.

487
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,880
Well it's gotta have some sort of mode of transportation.

488
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:17,360
I mean I think food seems I think that's pretty smart Sully.

489
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:22,480
If you just if you just been birthed from your host's side womb.

490
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:25,860
Gross.

491
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,760
I hate everything about this.

492
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:33,040
Then maybe you you need some sustenance so.

493
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,520
Is there a baguette in this temple?

494
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,080
There is not but there is a kitchen.

495
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,480
Oh well maybe we head to the kitchen.

496
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,160
Is it down these stairs in front of us?

497
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:44,560
Yes.

498
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,680
To the kitchen we go.

499
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,600
Down here with me Sully.

500
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,880
Are you guys seeing anything down there?

501
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:57,520
Any like disturbances in the dust or any prints or anything?

502
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,600
Well I mean.

503
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,720
Is it evening now?

504
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:02,560
Probably.

505
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:06,480
Yeah because this was like a whole like this happened first thing in the morning.

506
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,960
And now we're trying to investigate.

507
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:13,600
And we stopped for a whole large meal in the middle.

508
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,559
That's right.

509
00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:16,640
There is a little flickies.

510
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,319
How often do they sweepy sweepy here?

511
00:27:20,319 --> 00:27:21,920
I mean it's usually very clean.

512
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:28,319
Okay well you should talk to the owner and tell them that there's a little bit of dust here.

513
00:27:28,319 --> 00:27:32,559
Don't worry I got it but next time someone might not do this.

514
00:27:32,559 --> 00:27:33,360
You're right.

515
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:36,720
Most people wouldn't come somewhere they've never been before and then

516
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,400
crawl around on the floor pretending to be a lump escaped from a body.

517
00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:43,839
Well when you say it that way.

518
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,759
When you say it that way it just sounds so fucking insane.

519
00:27:49,519 --> 00:27:53,440
You make your way down the stairs into the kitchen and you're following

520
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,559
Hillup and Sully who may or may not be crawling beside of him.

521
00:27:56,559 --> 00:27:57,279
I'm crudgy.

522
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,519
Says okay what else there's a pantry over there.

523
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,440
Okay well let's go check out the pantry then.

524
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:09,759
Well yeah.

525
00:28:09,759 --> 00:28:11,759
That was my cue to say maybe you lead.

526
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,920
Oh my god.

527
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,000
I walk over to the pantry and I open the door.

528
00:28:18,079 --> 00:28:18,960
Do you see anything?

529
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,960
I rule an investigation.

530
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,460
Sure.

531
00:28:24,559 --> 00:28:25,279
That's a seven.

532
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,319
You don't see anything and then Hillup comes in behind you

533
00:28:32,559 --> 00:28:34,319
and he's like how could you miss it?

534
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,400
What are you talking about?

535
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,759
Look along the bottom shelf here get down here.

536
00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:41,200
Ah I crouch.

537
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:46,080
Look there's there are things missing from the lower shelf.

538
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,920
What's kept on the lower shelf?

539
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:56,640
Um I don't know I mean like probably some some barley and things you know like dried

540
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,160
grains like you'd keep in the pantry.

541
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:04,000
It looks like maybe the mice could have been here or the ken.

542
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,279
Maybe ken is a mouse.

543
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,000
So you had a mouse in your side?

544
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,839
Did you have a mouse in your side?

545
00:29:11,839 --> 00:29:13,200
That is yet to be determined.

546
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,640
Well I don't know.

547
00:29:15,599 --> 00:29:20,400
Okay well it looks like there's a tiny hole that's torn in the side of this this burlap

548
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,759
bag that things are spilling out down into.

549
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:30,079
Well grab it let's take it in there and open it up pour it out maybe he's still in there.

550
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,119
Okay okay now we're onto something here.

551
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,880
I'm scared now it's like you know you're like you wanted it to happen but now that

552
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,320
it might be happening you're just really not too sure you actually want to meet your lump.

553
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,040
That is a very common thing yeah.

554
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,240
Yeah we've all been there.

555
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:48,880
Totally.

556
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:53,280
So I get out a bowl and I open the bag and then I pour it out

557
00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:56,399
and maybe we see anything in there that is untoward.

558
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,839
And we're back in the middle again.

559
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,639
The spooky middle.

560
00:30:12,639 --> 00:30:16,799
You know what it is kind of a spooky episode we didn't plan it that way but you know.

561
00:30:16,799 --> 00:30:20,480
I mean yes we did we completely planned it that way.

562
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,200
Totally.

563
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:26,880
Totally planned it just like we always do so that the things happen at the right seasonal

564
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,880
time like spooky things when it's spooky.

565
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:29,920
We nailed it.

566
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,799
Interlude more like inter booed.

567
00:30:37,039 --> 00:30:41,360
You know where you can get all those those sweet jokes.

568
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,799
Where Russ tell us.

569
00:30:46,799 --> 00:30:50,799
How about this one Russ you know where you can get some spooky fun.

570
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,160
That's better.

571
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,240
Tell me more about the spooky fun.

572
00:30:54,240 --> 00:31:00,720
Well we recorded a very special Halloween episode for patrons only.

573
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574
00:31:02,799 --> 00:31:12,319
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575
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576
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,680
A metric shit ton.

577
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Other episodes other arcs all kinds of fun stuff.

578
00:31:18,799 --> 00:31:23,120
You can listen to more of us being dinguses.

579
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,480
Now I know what you're thinking.

580
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,920
That sounds amazing.

581
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:30,319
You've you've paused the podcast you've gone over to Patreon you've signed up.

582
00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:31,920
Where's this Halloween episode.

583
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,360
It's coming out tomorrow as this as this will be in your feed tomorrow.

584
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,279
If you're listening to this in the future it's already there.

585
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,519
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586
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Yes if not it's already there it's all good it's waiting for you to devour it.

587
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So what we're saying is you can come join us over on Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast

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and we play a sweet fun spooky fun Halloween episode more fun than spooky and we say fun

589
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again fun and we now say spooky again fun and we also we do we I don't know how to

590
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:15,120
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591
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Yeah so come join us and it's a gross spooky fun good time.

592
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593
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594
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,920
It's not yeah it's not gory.

595
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,760
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596
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,440
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599
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All right that's the middle hopefully enjoy the rest of this episode because it's a real humdinger.

600
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That's right now you're at the butt end of it.

601
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You pour out the oats into the bowl and while you don't see anything that is not oats

623
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:12,079
you do see a lot of things that are oats a lot of things that are oats

624
00:35:13,039 --> 00:35:19,120
no you you begin kind of like moving around and kind of sifting through and toss it through them

625
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:28,400
and a what comes to the top is a tiny like you know how lizards shed their skin

626
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:36,880
hmm that's what rises to the top but it's more humanoid in shape

627
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:43,119
esk but very small so there's like a tiny exoskeleton husk

628
00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:49,280
ish yeah more reptile skin like than exoskeleton but yes

629
00:35:50,559 --> 00:35:56,000
oh my god do you think this is kin here do you have any feelings about this and i

630
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,480
like hold out towards him to see if he has any kind of like emotional reaction

631
00:36:01,039 --> 00:36:06,639
no this is just an empty shell of what used to be ken so it did used to be ken

632
00:36:07,519 --> 00:36:15,599
well i mean maybe i i never i never seen a lizard look like this and this looks like

633
00:36:15,599 --> 00:36:20,960
a tiny person does this look like a tiny person to anybody else it it does that's kind

634
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:29,039
of weird yeah yeah like i gave like side birth to my own twin yeah

635
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,679
i mean it was weird before but now it's just real this is a real humdinger

636
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:45,920
okay you have very important things that you contribute to conversations

637
00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:55,280
hey look i was the one who found the maybe ken that's true so you're a tiny human and

638
00:36:55,280 --> 00:37:02,559
you've just side birthed you go eat some food you grow out of your skin shed your skin

639
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:10,079
you need clothes where do you go next clothes he went to the tailor oh okay we'll go to tiny

640
00:37:10,079 --> 00:37:17,679
town to the tiny town tailors and then to the haberdashery the tiny town haberdashery he needs

641
00:37:17,679 --> 00:37:25,519
a hat right no self-respecting tiny side birth human would not have a nice hat right hillip

642
00:37:25,519 --> 00:37:31,920
begins walking around the room and there's a back door in this in this kitchen um and he goes

643
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:37,360
and opens it up he says well i don't know how big he gots but um he might have fit

644
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:45,760
underneath this door if he was still a small small boy or girl you're right or girl well you

645
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:51,680
know what though i did get a i did get a specifically male feeling from him i mean you named him ken

646
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:58,720
which is i mean she's very historically a male name not that it really matters but um kendalyn

647
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:05,760
can it kendalyn not just kendal i would have gone either kendal or or kennedy or

648
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:13,280
kendalyn kendra i mean kendra that's a good one a lot of options so never mind you do you

649
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:20,880
i'm gonna i'm gonna look so i get down also i open the door and also get down on my hands

650
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:25,760
and knees and see if i can see anything exiting this door oh i don't i rolled a two

651
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:33,040
oh you don't have a sweet bonus i don't how sweet of a bonus could i possibly have he's got like a

652
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:40,160
plus eight to some stuff i do i have a plus nine just light of hand there you go um i come over and

653
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:50,560
i also look all right everybody's welcome to look 18 18 get your own number tom no it was

654
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,880
the same number all three of you come get down and beside him oh wait 17 i thought i had

655
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:59,039
a plus one but i don't sorry amy that's cool so you're enough you can have 18 thank you appreciate

656
00:38:59,039 --> 00:39:04,800
it um all three of you come get down now you're you're like right into this um moot are we are

657
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:11,519
we you're right into this you're into it i mean you're rolling ales at the meat place like

658
00:39:11,519 --> 00:39:18,160
probably gotta wash down that meat somehow i guess so um glim you don't see anything and

659
00:39:18,159 --> 00:39:27,920
it empties into a a fairly busy street um moot and sully you see moving down the steps um small

660
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:34,879
tiny footprints that get as you kind of track them down the stairs they get lost in the

661
00:39:35,839 --> 00:39:41,599
in the just the pathway just the regular traffic tramples them and you kind of lose

662
00:39:41,599 --> 00:39:50,239
them at the bottom of the stairs uh he do we smell or see anything in either direction that

663
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:57,440
maybe stands out like is there a smell of delicious cooked goods coming from one way or

664
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:03,519
i'm trying to think of something that sure a tiny hungry person might go towards um the

665
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:09,839
the kitchen exits onto a side alley so you go to the left you get out to the main road

666
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:16,720
you go to the right it goes down a back set of out like a bad series of alleys that cut behind

667
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:24,000
a lot of the buildings along this block if i was a teeny tiny person if i was a teeny

668
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:30,720
tinier person i would probably take the back alley so i didn't get all squished and squashed

669
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:36,480
yeah i think you're right yeah the main roads probably very loud in comparison so i'd probably

670
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:40,240
stay away from that especially being all naked and stuff

671
00:40:42,559 --> 00:40:46,320
true i mean you'll also maybe being that new have no sense of shame

672
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,000
also who said i'm ashamed to be a naked i'll get naked right now

673
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:56,800
sorry sir no no no sir you already proved that you shake you shake your

674
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:01,679
your tushy at that's anybody who you so desire well that was just for truth of

675
00:41:02,159 --> 00:41:08,319
all right but i mean okay i go forward has been established i go forward down the alleyway

676
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,639
everybody's following yeah you bet all right i'm really invested in this

677
00:41:15,279 --> 00:41:22,239
tiny how could they not it's weird it's so upsetting but delightful

678
00:41:25,279 --> 00:41:28,719
it's all of those i can't wait to meet our new party member tiny ken

679
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:39,680
oh my god can we hey can we name yours barbie may my name my name my love barbie it was barry

680
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:46,240
it's pretty close was barry's bobby's so close well i mean if we find your lump we might find

681
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:50,640
my lump that would be pretty cool that's right maybe they are hanging out together

682
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:56,160
they've started their own traveling lump band joins the lump circus

683
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:02,640
how many of these things do you think are out there that there's a whole circus full

684
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:11,040
this is uncertain but maybe more than two do i see anything as i'm walking down this alleyway

685
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:16,560
make an investigation check for the new area that you know it's only a four i also rolled

686
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:23,200
a four oh i will do better i hope 13 hillip

687
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:30,320
i mean hillip can roll too he's not really i don't think it matters what dice i have you guys

688
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:39,120
nope the four of you are walking down the the alleyway and it's getting pretty dark

689
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,520
there's not much light there's light coming from some of the windows from inside a lot

690
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:52,560
of the buildings um moot you um you walk past another alleyway that cuts between buildings

691
00:42:52,559 --> 00:43:01,920
back to the main street and you notice a what looks like a young boy standing in the alley

692
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:13,920
you there boy what day is it uh excuse me did you happen to see anything

693
00:43:15,279 --> 00:43:21,440
super small heading down this alley he's 10 or 15 feet down the alley and he

694
00:43:22,159 --> 00:43:28,000
he turns i'm assuming this young boy is wearing clothes and looks like a normal boy yes yes sorry

695
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:32,559
he's wearing clothes he's got a actually he's got a hood up but you can see that he's a

696
00:43:32,559 --> 00:43:39,840
younger just by the build of him um he turns and looks at you um and stands and turns his

697
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:46,800
body towards you um and takes a few steps forward figure the three of you have kept walking

698
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:54,240
maybe you've heard moot stop and talk but moot you see as he steps into a bit of a light shining

699
00:43:54,240 --> 00:44:03,440
out of window you see a third eye in his forehead huh and you don't see his lips move but you

700
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:07,840
hear in your mind and he says

701
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,559
meet me in the graveyard

702
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:23,760
what do the three of you do you hear moot talking to somebody probably walk up to see who he's

703
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:31,119
talking to moot moot did you find the tiny man as they come back and to you moot uh the boy

704
00:44:31,119 --> 00:44:40,719
vanishes in a almost a cloud of shadow and he's gone before they come around the corner

705
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:46,799
you look down the alleyway and there's nobody there for everybody else who you talking to man

706
00:44:46,799 --> 00:44:53,679
did you see him it's do i just not see him he's too small uh no uh there was a person a

707
00:44:53,679 --> 00:44:59,839
young man here but now i don't i don't know guys i thought someone was here but maybe

708
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:01,039
maybe not

709
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:10,880
did you have too many meats are you getting the meat hallucinations i've heard of those i haven't

710
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:17,600
experienced them yet maybe i needed one more slice of the unknown the unknown was pretty

711
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:22,880
delicious i swear we should probably go ask it go ask them sometime and see what that meat was

712
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:29,039
so we could get it ourselves hillip do you know is there a graveyard anywhere around here

713
00:45:29,039 --> 00:45:35,279
i mean there is there is a graveyard yes it's uh the city of the dead is the graveyard for water

714
00:45:35,279 --> 00:45:40,960
deep is it close by why you want to go there yeah that's sort of a strange question out of

715
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:47,920
nowhere here in this dark alley and very specific well the person i thought i saw

716
00:45:49,759 --> 00:45:54,000
they told me to meet them in the graveyard wait so you did see someone or you didn't see

717
00:45:54,800 --> 00:46:01,599
well i thought i did i thought i did because he seemed real to me but then when you guys came over

718
00:46:02,159 --> 00:46:07,920
he wasn't there anymore i mean that sounds like exactly the sort of person you should

719
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:12,719
probably tell your friends about the kind that are there and say like weird mysterious things

720
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:19,599
and then just disappear yeah that's why i'm telling you okay also he had three eyes

721
00:46:19,599 --> 00:46:25,279
oh oh okay wow kind of buried the lead on that story probably should have led with that one

722
00:46:27,039 --> 00:46:31,440
oh and when he talked to me he didn't move his mouth but i heard him in my head

723
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:37,360
and he told you to meet him in a graveyard yeah and you want to go there well i'm you know

724
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:44,960
like this is a good idea i'm a curious personality okay in more ways than one did he seem like did

725
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:53,119
he have an energy like a ken kind of energy oh good question i don't maybe i don't know what

726
00:46:53,119 --> 00:46:58,320
the ken energy really is well i think we just call it ken energy oh that is good

727
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:06,480
hmm what would we call mine a barergy that doesn't roll the same the barometer oh you

728
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:13,599
are very good at these such things i know that's why we're best friends um so yeah maybe

729
00:47:13,599 --> 00:47:18,719
you know if we can track ken down we can also go do you think we should go to the graveyard

730
00:47:19,519 --> 00:47:24,559
i'm really intrigued i mean i'm also intrigued but when we say it out loud it sounds like a very

731
00:47:24,559 --> 00:47:31,519
bad idea but it sounds crazy but i mean well i got these and i pull out my daggers so maybe

732
00:47:31,519 --> 00:47:37,039
you stabbed yourself and you got your ken free did i also stab you did you sleep with your daggers

733
00:47:37,039 --> 00:47:40,960
i don't sleep with my daggers i sleep naked the way god's intended

734
00:47:43,279 --> 00:47:47,840
so yeah we got we got this weird graveyard guy so uh let's go make poor choices

735
00:47:49,119 --> 00:47:54,880
i guess let's um let's hit the graveyard and see either a three-eyed boy or a tiny human or

736
00:47:55,599 --> 00:48:00,960
maybe both or just a bunch of dead people or just a bunch of dead we'll almost definitely

737
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:05,759
see them yeah they'll they'll for sure be there um i'm sure i've seen it on the on the

738
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:12,400
walkabout sometime and i will i will uh maybe there's a great baguette on the way we get some

739
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:17,280
some delicious baguettes okay do you want more food i can't even think about eating

740
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:23,040
hillip oh my goodness it's been a whole like hour two hours that we've been crawling around

741
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:27,440
on the ground trying to track down the tiny ken well you're the only one that's been

742
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:31,520
crawling hillip look you guys you did it at the end there i saw you

743
00:48:31,519 --> 00:48:40,960
you admit it you got into it you were playing my game and it worked look at us we found a

744
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:45,199
three-eyed wonder in the middle of the night and now we are headed to mystery

745
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:53,759
it's gonna be really exciting i mean again when you say it out loud it sounds crazy

746
00:48:53,759 --> 00:48:57,360
i don't think we need baguettes though i don't think i think that may be like

747
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:04,800
like like an expediation is the important part of this did he give you a time was he like at

748
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:10,880
11 30 or no he just said meet him in the graveyard

749
00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:20,240
okay well i guess we could go tomorrow too do you want to go during daytime yeah but do like

750
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:25,360
spirits who could possibly help you out even come out in the morning time

751
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:29,920
i mean we're already on our way i say we just keep going and hillip maybe if we'll pass a

752
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:37,280
baguette and if we go past one you could pop in very quickly oh thank you this was so nice

753
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:41,920
i will get each of you a baguette just for being so kind in my considerations on this

754
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:50,000
adventure you carry on your way through water deep and as you're getting nearer you do

755
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:54,640
pass a baguette and so you all you all each of you are now in possession of a baguette

756
00:49:54,639 --> 00:50:01,440
whether you eat it or not that's up to you you get nearer to the city of the dead which is the

757
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:10,239
cemetery ward in water deep and from behind you you hear a call out that says uh fun noise

758
00:50:13,039 --> 00:50:20,239
i think someone's calling you fun fun noise is that you fun times is it burko yes yes it is

759
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:29,920
me the master of magic burko well what are you doing here uh well i was i was out uh perusing

760
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:36,640
for a delicious baguette which it seems you have found is it back this way would you just like

761
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:44,560
mine no i wouldn't want to take one person's baguette it's no no i i insist i'm still very

762
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:49,120
full from our all meat dinner that is very kind of you i will hold it and not not eat it

763
00:50:49,119 --> 00:50:55,039
until i give you the news that you sir might be shorter for good

764
00:50:57,199 --> 00:51:03,679
as i hand him the baguette like oh well that's it's not exactly the news i wanted to hear so

765
00:51:03,679 --> 00:51:11,199
i looked into this wild magic asked a few friends uh you know we mulled it over we

766
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:20,000
talked about it usually when wild magic is involved it um it creates

767
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:28,080
irreversible effects it is to be not not toiled with

768
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:36,720
so he should just stop doing magic altogether well i mean if he doesn't want to get shorter

769
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:44,720
that's probably a great idea if you're just dabbling in in in the dark arts without

770
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,160
proper education as one does

771
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:57,760
so wait the wild magic is a dark art well it's it's unexplained by

772
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:03,120
my many in in the in the education field it's just something unexplained doesn't mean

773
00:52:03,759 --> 00:52:09,679
dark though i was just using a metaphor to to try and scare you away from shrinking more

774
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:14,960
seemed like you were trying to magic shame me i was not trying to magic shame you you gave me

775
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:19,920
this delicious baguette and for that i am eternally grateful and wish i had proper

776
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:24,799
better news for you you took a man's baguette and gave him terrible news i don't think that's

777
00:52:24,799 --> 00:52:30,719
very good bedside man i tried not to take his baguette knowing that i had not proper good

778
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:38,880
news to give him it's okay you can still have the baguette thank you thank you very much um

779
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:46,720
sorry to not be of any more help um perhaps you could get your friends to pull hard on your legs

780
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:53,440
and and on arms i hear that's a new thing they're rolling people out trying to stretch

781
00:52:53,519 --> 00:53:00,800
them stretch them taller okay um that's terrible i'll think about that uh just random weird

782
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:11,440
question for you for men any three-eyed people um well uh no not okay not i mean no oh yeah well

783
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:16,559
we got you here something burst out of my side that you said look i told you i'm not a doctor

784
00:53:16,559 --> 00:53:21,119
it was a little person that is very strange

785
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:31,119
how why do you have a little person inside your side out of my satchel i take the uh like the

786
00:53:31,119 --> 00:53:35,759
teeny tiny i assume it looks like a little snakeskin snowsuit that's sort of what i'm

787
00:53:35,759 --> 00:53:41,119
picturing yeah yeah like uh yeah it'd be really hard to get out of if you had to pee what is

788
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:51,039
well this is the uh the shedded um exoskeleton can you not wave it in my face well i just want

789
00:53:51,039 --> 00:53:58,159
you to take a real close up yeah that looks vile yes uh and that came out of you no no

790
00:53:58,159 --> 00:54:05,039
the thing that shed it came out of me i mean so and now we're tracking it down really yeah

791
00:54:05,039 --> 00:54:12,480
well that sounds like you i think the world needed more than one of me and so i burst myself

792
00:54:14,639 --> 00:54:18,320
it's a very high high view point you have of yourself

793
00:54:20,639 --> 00:54:26,320
mm-hmm yeah um well i'm gonna have to hit the books on that one

794
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:32,640
when you take my baguette and feel free to swing by and talk to fran and

795
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:36,320
let her know you're you're coming to visit me again

796
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:46,960
okay okay bye burko hope i see you tomorrow zumba i will i will be there after carbo loading up

797
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:52,880
with this baguette i would hope so you betcha gotta work off this this sweet baguette oh he

798
00:54:52,880 --> 00:55:01,039
takes a bite oh you're missing out good friend sweet noise so we just ran into him on the street

799
00:55:01,039 --> 00:55:06,160
right he wasn't in the graveyard no no he's he was just yeah before you got to the the ward he

800
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:15,039
just he just came upon you it's funny how that happened so you carry on your way and

801
00:55:15,039 --> 00:55:22,000
you make it to the gates of the city of the dead and it is a it is a gated ward it goes

802
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:28,320
all the way around hillip explains to you if you had not ventured out that far into the city yet

803
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:35,039
but it is um yeah entirely iron gated fence and iron rot fenced off

804
00:55:35,679 --> 00:55:41,119
um the gate is passable it's not locked if you so desire to enter

805
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:48,239
let's do it yeah now and never i got 11 hp let's go into this graveyard meet this three-eyed

806
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:49,920
no-mouth boy

807
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:58,720
what are you doing to how are you entering what are you what's the the general mood of the group

808
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:05,120
here i take my daggers out it's a dark graveyard yeah yeah i think i would i would not looking to

809
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:09,120
stab a little three-eyed boy or anything like that but like who knows what else might but

810
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:15,360
you want to be ready yeah i would like to kind of nervously rubbing the feather necklace

811
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:25,519
i have in my hand yeah i've got my war pick out just okay um everybody is uh ready to rumble so

812
00:56:25,519 --> 00:56:32,720
they say hillip is following very close behind um he is holding a torch um kind of over the

813
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:40,559
shoulders of glim perhaps perhaps perhaps perhaps perhaps uh he's holding the over the

814
00:56:40,559 --> 00:56:48,400
shoulder of glim um you carry through the cemetery everybody make a perception roll

815
00:56:53,119 --> 00:57:04,000
19 eight eight amy get your own number sorry um aided by the torch light that

816
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:13,039
uh hillip is holding over your shoulder glim the general feel at least right now is the

817
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:22,880
the shadows are playing tricks on everybody's eyes you see just it it's probably just the

818
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:29,840
wind moving the branches uh hillip moot and sully think there are things moving beyond

819
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:36,559
their vision uh within the cemetery glim you don't see these things you see them

820
00:57:36,559 --> 00:57:43,519
rather as as they are tree branches and leaves and bushes and tombstones

821
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:50,720
guys it's so creepy in here what do you mean it's just i mean it's dark and i know it's

822
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:57,920
the final resting place of a lot of people but just branches and gravestones it's not really

823
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:03,280
i think it's just a cemetery at night it has a has a weird vibe i don't know i think there's

824
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:11,519
like things in the trees and stuff maybe it is the ken and the berry i think if it was ken i

825
00:58:11,519 --> 00:58:16,400
wouldn't be so freaked out you know i have a feeling of comfort that is true yeah maybe it's

826
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:25,519
that uh three-eyed boy hello you continue you home you continue walking through the cemetery

827
00:58:25,519 --> 00:58:35,199
kind of going up and down rows and glim as sully and moot and hillip kind of spread out a

828
00:58:35,199 --> 00:58:44,079
little bit you're all close together but directly in front of you glim you see a small boy in a

829
00:58:44,079 --> 00:58:54,480
dark hooded tunic and he lifts his head and looks up at you and you see that he has a

830
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:59,920
third eye right in the middle of his forehead he's very pale compLexion

831
00:59:01,679 --> 00:59:03,760
and all four of you here in your head

832
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,480
the demon gates are opening

833
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:24,480
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834
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840
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over top of you apparently russ was not expecting things to go this way i don't think any of us

841
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